Ron Swanson: Just a reminder. Tomorrow's a half-day. Jerry, Mark and I have to conduct the annual trail survey at Slippery Elm Park.
Jerry: Ron, I had the trail survey hats made to commemorate the trip.
Ron Swanson: Nice, Jerry. Oh, and if you have any questions about the details, feel free to shoot me an email.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ugh, the only trails he's gonna be surveying are trails of lies and deception. Ron has a special deal with the park rangers. Every November, they let him use their cabin so he can go on a secret hunting trip with all the guys in the office.
Tom: Not all the guys. He's never taken me.
Leslie Knope: Fine, all the men.