Ron Swanson: When I look at my palm, I see a lady's mouth French kissing a dog. Is that normal?
Leslie Knope: Is that normal?
Ann: Well, the pain medication I gave you is pretty strong. Donna uses it for menstrual cramps. How many did you take?
Ron Swanson: Seven. Eight. But I washed them down with plenty of fluids.
Ann: No, Ron, you cannot drink Scotch with this. You're gonna need to purge, right now! Okay?
Ron Swanson: No!
Ann: Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
Ron Swanson: No, I'm not wasting 20-year Scotch.