Leslie Knope: Thank you for saving my future park. I know that must've been hard for you. You didn't kill Tammy, did you?
Ron Swanson: I'm afraid she can't be killed. To exes. May they always stay that way. Tammy is a mean person.
Leslie Knope: Come on, Ron. You can do better than that.
Ron Swanson: She's a grade-A bitch.
Leslie Knope: There we go.
Ron Swanson: Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man. But you know the worst thing about her?
Leslie Knope: She works for the library.
Ron Swanson: She works for the library.