Leslie Knope: I know you did this. I don't care what you say. I don't care that you were in the parking lot all night. Somehow you found a way to get in here...
Greg: Wait, wait, wait. How did you know that I was in the parking lot all night?
Leslie Knope: Because I followed you, genius!
Greg: If you followed me all night then you know that it wasn't me. Knope, what is your problem?
Leslie Knope: Look, I have been very civil. But I will waterboard you.
[aside to camera:]
Dave Sanderson: No, no. I don't think she would make a good cop. I would be frightened to live in a town that she's the cop of, frankly.