Andy: Hey, I'm here. Statue's fine. "Crappy Hallowieners." That's hilarious. Where's the kid?
Leslie Knope: In the conference room. Trying to hide his obvious guilt.
Dave Sanderson: Leslie, I don't know what to tell you. I don't think he did it.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, he did. And we need a confession. Okay. Andy and I are going to take a walk. And it's gonna be just you, Pikitis, and these pliers.
Dave Sanderson: Look, I'm not gonna torture this kid.
Leslie Knope: Nobody said torture.