Quote from Ron Swanson in Kaboom
Leslie Knope: Hey. Can I smoke in here? Ron Swanson: You don't smoke. Leslie Knope: Just asking if I can. Ron Swanson: Are you high? Leslie Knope: I'm high on kaboom. Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness. Ron Swanson: That's right. You never did ask me for permission, did you? Well, I'm sorry to burst your k-bubble, but I just had my ass k-handed to me by the City Manager. And now this entire department is k-screwed. Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm so, so, so sorry. Ron Swanson: What the k-[bleep] were you thinking? [aside to camera] Ron Swanson: I would prefer that she ask me for my permission so I can say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.