Leslie Knope: [knocking] Help, police! Help! Help!
Dave Sanderson: Hey.
Leslie Knope: Look, I know today is today, and it's not tomorrow, but I felt like you should know that I'm awesome, and you're lucky to have me. And I think our first date tomorrow is gonna go awesome, off-the-charts amazing. Up top. [high five] All right, let's do this, bitch! I'm not scared. Can I come and sit down for a little bit? 'Cause I walked here, 'cause... the drinking.
Dave Sanderson: I don't know...
Leslie Knope: I do know. I'm coming inside. So, move, okay? You make a better door than a guy.