Ann: You're 20 minutes late, I almost left.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Ann: God!
Leslie Knope: Well, I was dropping my niece off.
Ann: What's your niece's name?
Leslie Knope: Torple. What? I don't know. That's not a name. I don't have a niece. [Ann sighs] My niece's name is Stephanie.
Ann: Stop lying.
Leslie Knope: Hey, look. There's bread. You want some? Oh, no! I got flowers in your soup. I'm so sorry.
Ann: Oh come on!
Leslie Knope: Just... I have to go to the whiz palace. You know, Dave, the place where you... You know, the toilet thing. [runs off to the men's room] It's a bathroom! It's called a bathroom! [goes to the ladies' room]