Leslie Knope: Hey, guys. What are you guys doing?
April: Trying to see who has the least amount of dirt on them in case someone wants to run for office.
Dave Sanderson: Well, it ain't Jerry. That's for sure.
Leslie Knope: What?
Dave Sanderson: Well, he's got a couple of 359s on him. Public urination.
Jerry: I don't like this game. I just don't like it. [exits]
Dave Sanderson: He's probably gonna go anger-pee in the courtyard.