Perd Hapley: [on TV] One more shocking revelation in a story that just won't stop unfolding. It turns out Councilman Dexhart may have also had sex with a prostitute in the limousine on the way to and from the press conference where he apologized for having an affair. Perd Hapley, Channel Four Eyewitness News.
Mark: Why does anybody wanna run for public office? You're just asking to have your entire life exposed.
Tom: Well, if you're squeaky clean, like I am, there's no problem.
Mark: Tom, you're married, and you hit on women constantly.
Tom: Yeah, but I've never sealed the deal. Just window-shopping. You can fly to Brazil, just don't enter the cave. Am I right? Up top!