Dave Sanderson: Look, Ms. Knope, it wasn't just his behavior, okay? I think your friend might be some kind of a pervert.
Leslie Knope: No. Look, that's what people think when they first meet him, but he's all talk. It's just...
Dave Sanderson: No, I'm being serious. We searched the van and we found a lot of disturbing things. Some professional photography equipment, and these pictures of some people on a date. We also found an enormous amount of manure, and a very inappropriate amount of candy.
Leslie Knope: Okay, look. Tom and I were in that van together. We were staking out the community garden, because somebody planted marijuana in it. I brought the candy and I brought a lot of it, because I love candy. I took the pictures. My best friend was going on a date with my ex-lover. It's been a very long night. But Tom is not a pervert, and he shouldn't be in jail.