Quote from Leslie Knope in The Stakeout
Dave Sanderson: Your friend, he acted like an ass. And you got to believe me, he didn't give me a choice. Leslie Knope: Your name's Dave, right? Can I call you Dave? Dave Sanderson: My mother likes David, but I'm pretty split on it 50-50. Leslie Knope: Hate to break it to you, Dave. You really stepped in it. Dave Sanderson: What? Leslie Knope: I'm a government employee, David, and so is your prisoner. If I wanted to, I could get on the horn, and I could have Ron Swanson down here, kicking down your doors. Yeah, that's right. You heard me. Ron Swanson. Dave Sanderson: What branch of government are you in? Leslie Knope: Parks and Recreation. Dave Sanderson: Parks and Recreation? Leslie Knope: Yes. Do I stutter?