Quote from Andy in The Stakeout
Leslie Knope: So, Andy, do you, like, spy on Ann from the pit? Andy: No. No. I just like being nearby. That way, if she wants me back, I can be at her house, like, in two seconds, before she changes her mind. Leslie Knope: I don't really know how healthy that is. I mean, you guys aren't even dating anymore. She might be dating somebody else. Andy: Is she? Leslie Knope: What? Andy: Is she dating somebody else? Leslie Knope: Huh? What? Andy: You just said Ann might be dating somebody else. Is she? Leslie Knope: I didn't say that. Andy: Who is she dating? Leslie Knope: Nobody. Mark. Andy: That's cool. [passes out]