Quote from Ron Swanson in The Stakeout
Leslie Knope: Ron, did you get my texts? Ron Swanson: No. Leslie Knope: Did you get my emails? Ron Swanson: Mnm-mn. Leslie Knope: Did you see that I paged you? Ron Swanson: I did not. Leslie Knope: Did you check your voicemail? Ron Swanson: I didn't.