Leslie Knope: I know that you are not gay.
Tom: No, I'm not.
Leslie Knope: But you're effeminate.
Tom: What?
Leslie Knope: Well, you're wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.
Tom: Yes, 'cause it was featured in Details magazine. And it's awesome.
Leslie Knope: Effeminate. Anyway, so the point is, do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?
Tom: Yes. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet.