Andy: Oh, hello...Ann.
Ann: Oh, boy. What do you want, Macklin?
Andy: Me? Just observing. A little something they taught us down at Quantico. Well, I guess I'll get out of your hair. Wait, there is just one more question. Congratulations.
Ann: Is that a question?
Andy: It's an accusation, 'cause I know your secret. You're pregnant.
Ann: What? I'm not pregnant.
Andy: You're not? Damn it. Who is? 'Cause I found this at Ron Swanson's cabin. It's a pregnancy test.

April: I'm sorry to see you go, Macklin. You didn't always play by the rules, but damn it, you were a hell of an agent.
Andy: Today I say good-bye to the only life I've ever known.
April: Well, some of the boys chipped in and we got you... This. [a piece of paper which reads "You were in the F.B.I."] It isn't much, but it's something to remember us by.
Andy: 40 years undercover. I never even met my family.
April: What?
Andy: And this is all I have to show for it? Totally worth it.
April: It's been a pleasure serving with you, son.
Andy: If you ever need me, you know where to find me. In bed next to you, probably having sex with you.
[April uses a phone app to give a 21-gun salute]

April: Wow. You made those losers very happy.
Andy: Oh, no, I didn't. Burt Macklin did.
April: No...
Andy: FBI.
April: Actually, Burt Macklin kinda made that little boy cry.
Andy: Well, he's a rogue agent who refuses to play by the rules.
April: Seriously, I think Andy Dwyer makes a better real cop than Burt Macklin. Maybe it's time for Burt Macklin to hang up his shades.

Andy: You can't run, Hitler. 82nd airborne is everywhere! [to camera] History Channel. Ho ho ho! What is this? A child spy, sent to steal the necklace? Burt Macklin, FBI! Freeze!
Joey: I didn't do anything!
April: Yeah, bad call, Burt.
Andy: Oh. Oh, hey, I'm just kidding, buddy. I'm just playing around. My name's really Andy Dwyer. I'm a security guard. What's your name?
Joey: Joey. I was with my mom, and I got lost.
Andy: Oh. Well, gosh, don't worry about that. I've gotten lost here about 500 times, and I work here. What do you say we go find your mom, huh? [opens closet door] She's not in there. I'll bet. Let's try this way.

Andy: The name is special agent Burt Macklin. Tell me who you are, who you work for, and don't bother trying to lie to me, because I'm amazing.
April: [accent] My name is Judy Hitler, and I am the spoiled only daughter of Adolf. And I'm going to tell my Daddy you were mean to me, Burt Macklin. He's not going to like it very much. So untie me!
Andy: Nice try, Miss Hitler, but you have something that I want. Where's the necklace with all of Germany's war secrets?
April: I don't know what you are talking about.
Andy: I think you do!
April: I don't! [chair thuds]
Andy: Now, you give me that war-ending necklace, or I will resort to torture.
April: Fine. I will show you where it is, damn it. You're too good, Macklin.
Andy: Don't you do it, Hitler. Don't you dare fall in love with me. Oh, Hitler, you sexy bastard.