‘Ann and Chris’
Season 6, Episode 13 - Aired January 30, 2014
Leslie throws a huge party for Ann as she and Chris prepare to leave for Michigan, but the real surprise will be breaking ground on Pawnee Commons. Meanwhile, Ben and the guys feel they haven't found the right gift to send Chris off with.
Quote from April
Ann: Well, for what it's worth, I'm really happy that you and Andy are married.
April: Why?
Ann: Why? Because I love him and I love you. Why wouldn't I be happy?
April: [mumbles] I love you too.
Ann: What's that?
April: [mumbles] I love you too.
Ann: I-I couldn't--I couldn't quite hear you.
April: Please don't make me say it. Please.
Ann: My going-away present to you will be that I do not make you audibly say that you love me.
April: Thank you. [they hug] Okay, Leslie's coming back. Get off me, wench!
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Well, I don't think this ceremonial ribbon cutting guy is gonna make it. Either he flaked or he tripped and impaled himself on his own giant scissors.
Ann: We wait for no man. Let's do this.
Quote from Ann
Ann: All right, I got my park. That's all I wanted from you. Friendship over. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Don't even joke about that, Ann.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Chris: Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Chris Traeger.
Chris: I just wanna say that getting to know you and watching you work has been one of the greatest experiences of my life--that and working with Dr. Richard Nygard.
Leslie Knope: Sure, and I just want you to know that I thought there was no man on earth good enough for Ann Perkins. And I still think that.
Chris: Right.
Leslie Knope: But if there is no one actually good enough for her, you are pretty damn close.