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Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation centers on Leslie Knope, a mid-level bureaucrat in the parks department of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana, who is determined to use her position to improve the lives of the town's residents.

Starring: Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Jim O'Heir, Retta.
Recurring Actors: Paul Schneider, Billy Eichner, Jay Jackson, Mo Collins, Ben Schwartz, Megan Mullally, Jon Glaser.
Original Run: 2009-2015.

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Quote from Leslie Knope in How a Bill Becomes a Law

Leslie Knope: Hey, there you are. I miss you.
Ben: [on video chat] I miss you, too. Where are you?
Leslie Knope: I'm in my new city council office.
Ben: No way.
Leslie Knope: I know, do you like it?
Ben: I love it.
Leslie Knope: I love it, too. Check this out. Here is my wall of inspirational women.
Ben: Ah. Is that a picture of you?
Leslie Knope: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself. Here are my clocks. Pawnee and Washington D.C.
Ben: Same time zone.

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