‘Walk of Shame’
Season 4, Episode 18 - Aired March 3, 2015
Jess and Cece take the "walk of shame" after spending the night with two guys from the bar. Meanwhile, Coach is embarrassed to invite Nick and Winston to an art gallery where May is performing.
Quote from Coach
Coach: May, we run in different circles. My circle's not even really a circle. It's more of a swirling mass of idiots. But, uh, that's me.
May: Yeah, you didn't have to come back in here to tell me you were an idiot.
Coach: No. What I need to tell you is I like you. And that, um... and that I hate classical music. I'm sorry, I do-- I hate it. I mean, there's so many better kinds of music now, it's...
May: Okay.
Coach: You know? But if you're playing it, I want to listen. 'Cause you mean a lot to me. All right.
May: I'm gonna play you a song, and if you can name it... [Coach sighs] then we can give this another shot.
Coach: If you don't want to do this, just... it's... I'm fine.
May: [plays Johnny Pearson's "Heavy Action"]
Coach: That's Monday Night Football!
May: Yeah, I learned it for you.
Quote from Cece
Schmidt: Cecilia, what is that shirt? "The man, the legend"?
Cece: Oh, I think you've met the legend.
Quote from Jess
Jess: No, we've made it this far. We're just gonna carry on through.
Paul: Yeah, that's right, that's right. Take that, City of Angels! For the true angels are we!
Jess: Yes! Charisma, we didn't waste your blow-out!
Cece: I know we are having a moment here. Just take it down a notch, Jess.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Oh, thank God we made it.
Bearclaw: Uh, Jess. You forgot your purse. I didn't look inside. [whispering] But I did feel around.
Jess: Thanks, Bear Claw.
[later, all sing:]
Jess: The forest is very lonely for a thing like he
Bearclaw: I'm a gay wolf
Paul: He's a gay wolf
Jess: The creatures of the forest
Coach: [talking to May] N-N-N-No, don't go out there, don't.
Jess: Are set in their ways It's very hard to be An animal gay
All: Today
May: This is super embarrassing.
Coach: Yeah.
All: Today [Bearclaw howls]
Quote from Jess
Jess: We should go to a minor next to really feel the sadness and isolation.
Coach: No.
Bearclaw: Yeah, he just wants to be accepted, May.
May: Yeah, got it, love that.
Jess: [sings] He runs with the pack All day long Inside of him
Coach: Ah, this is too much.
Jess: Is a sad, sad song He's a gay wolf all alone
Paul: But wait I'm a gay wolf, too Would you like to eat some wolf Chinese food?
Bearclaw: Only if it's gay. [talks] Clap now. Clap now. Thank you.