‘The Crawl’
Season 4, Episode 15 - Aired February 10, 2015
Following his break-up with Kai, Nick invites everyone along on a Valentine's Day bar crawl he's been planning for years.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Everything okay?
Nick: I'd spent a long time on the crawl, and now that it's over, it's just a natural sadness. It's just gonna take a minute. Just go on in. It's fine.
Schmidt: What's the holdup?
Winston: Nick's cracking a little bit.
Nick: Everybody, relax, okay? It's just the crawl's over. Kai is over... I got nothing to do. That's it. I'm not cracking. I just have nothing to do.
Jess: Come on! Of course, you have so much to do.
Schmidt: Nick, we're business partners, man. We're teammates.
Jess: You're a smart and talented guy. And tonight we found out that you have a weird, Manson-esque charisma.
Winston: You should make more maps, man. That's what you should do.
Schmidt: You're my idea man!
Nick: Thank you, guys. Thank you for saying all this nice stuff. I love you guys.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Now, out of my way! I'm getting another drink!
Bouncer: I can't let you in. You're not wearing shoes.
Jess: Where are your shoes, Nick?
Nick: Honestly, I think I threw them at a squirrel.
Coach: [comes out] Everybody's waiting for you.
Nick: I can't go into the bar. I don't have shoes on.
Coach: Why don't you have shoes on, Nicolas?
Schmidt: He threw them at a squirrel again.