Cece: Hey, can I just throw something out there? What if you quit?
Jess: I want to quit. God, do I want to quit, but I can't! I can't!
Cece: You can quit. Because this Becky lady is making you miserable. You were always someone who loved their job.
[flashback:]
Jess: It's my first day of teaching in L.A. And I'm giving my job A big fat "A..."
[present:]
Jess: You remember the last time I was unemployed? I ran out of things to knit. I knit a condom.
Cece: Oh, the yarn-dom.
Jess: I pray this was never used.

Jess: You need to call Schmidt.
Cece: No. No, I can't call him and tell him that I'm scared.
Jess: I think that that's what getting married is. Sharing all this, all the things you're afraid of, all the things that embarrass you, weak doggy-style guy. You got to call Schmidt.

Aly: No, no, no. We handled it. It's our perp.
Winston: Aly, I want you back. I... I-I want you back.
Aly: Are you trying to tell me something or doing a Jackson 5 song?
Winston: I miss having you as my partner.
Aly: Do you want to tell me why you left? 'Cause you never did. And, honestly, Winston, that really sucked.
Winston: I left because you hurt my feelings when you kept talking about... You kept talking about... ...how much you hate my music. You know?
Aly: This is about your Pure Moods CD?
Winston: That's it. That's all. It's the only reason why I left.
Aly: Okay. I mean, that thing makes me wish I was born without the ability to hear music, but if it means that much to you, I'll listen to it.
Winston: I-I-I appreciate that.
Aly: Look, you're the only partner I want. You make me... laugh and whatever. I don't know. I suck at compliments. Partners?
Winston: Partners.
Aly: Shake it. Don't just hold it.

Winston: I did it. I told Aly I need a new partner.
Schmidt: What? I thought you had a crush on her.
Nick: Yeah.
Winston: Well, exactly. You know, here's the problem. She keeps talking about her boyfriend and his "ass that you want to open on Christmas."
Nick: What?