‘Single and Sufficient’
Season 6, Episode 3 - Aired October 4, 2016
Jess and her singles group crash Schmidt and Cece's glamping trip. Winston and Aly try to make up for lost sex, while Nick stays home to write his novel.
Quote from Aly
Aly: And, you know, we did do it 13 times.
Winston: That's a lot.
Aly: That's a lot of times.
Winston: But you know what my favorite time was?
Aly: 11? [laughs]
Winston: 11. You knew.
Aly: Oh, I knew. 11 was great.
Winston: Mm. Maybe we should do 11 again.
Aly: But this time... I'm the mermaid.
Winston: Okay. I'm the mermaid.
Aly: [laughing] No, I'm the mermaid.
Quote from Jess
Brenda: Jess should be on thin ice. She took us on a couples trip!
Hugh: Yeah, that's like taking alcoholics to a brewery!
Jess: Nobody here wants to hear from you, Hugh. You Hugh. You... Hugh.
Quote from Jess
Cece: I'm really sorry about last night. Where's the group?
Jess: The group is kind of permanently done. Robby sent out a final e-mail. It was in Latin, uh, and it was in this gothic font. I'm kind of worried about him.
Quote from Jess
Schmidt: Why don't you give the guy a chance, Jess?
Jess: [sighs] I'm not interested right now.
Schmidt: So, what, are you just gonna give up on love, be alone forever? Like...
Jess: No, you know me. I love love! Anything in pairs makes me choked up. Shoes, socks, chopsticks.