‘Shark’
Season 4, Episode 12 - Aired January 6, 2015
Coach and Nick are nervous when Winston starts his job as a police officer. Meanwhile, Jess wants Schmidt to manipulate a local politician who approved night-time construction outside the loft.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Morning, Jerry.
Jerry: Hey, how are you doing?
Jess: How are you doing?
Jerry: Eh. Different day, same bucket, right? Is that today's Times? Kristof's got a piece on net neutrality. It's very complex, I don't know where I stand.
Jess: What kind of bagel do you want this morning? Uh, poppy seed or sesame?
Jerry: I'm going sesame today.
Jess: All right.
Jerry: Get me a little schmear, would you?
Quote from Jess
Jess: Hey, man, can you be the one to walk away? 'Cause I just, like... My little sleeping British bulldog here is gonna wake up, and he's gonna get scared if I'm not there.
Schmidt: Yeah, I got you.
Jess: Yeah.
Quote from Jess
Jess: A bunch of neighbors have joined the fight. See, if you put out an honest message, you get good, honest people to help you.
Outside Dave: Per municipal code 2B, construction is prohibited at night. However, this project's been issued a waiver that we are trying to revoke. Now, I'm going to mash a muffin into the phone. You tell me if it makes its way through.
Jess: You're doing a great job, Dave. It's important to keep it positive.
Cece: So, what happened to Schmidt?
Jess: I don't need him. I got this on lockdown.
Outside Dave: Yes, it is banana-walnut. Now I'm gonna tell you the story of how my daddy spawned with a pony and made the mud boy... that's me. "Chapter One... Mama's House."