‘Ready’
Season 6, Episode 6 - Aired November 15, 2016
Jess decides she's ready to start dating again. Schmidt hits the gym. Meanwhile, Nick makes Cece manager at the bar so he can focus on his novel, and Winston wonders where his newfound sex appeal came from.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where's my mudslide? Who are these?
Cece: My new... clients. Honey, I think I'm gonna start managing models.
Schmidt: Are you rea... that's a... that's amazing. Congratulations, Cece. I think you'd be really great at that. I'm proud of you.
Cece: Yeah?
Schmidt: So, you'll just be swimming in beefcakes all day and then you'll just... be coming home to this sock full of meatloaf. [laughs] Uh-huh, sister. Not gonna happen. I'm going back to the gym. Don't need this fat man scarf.
Quote from Nick
Nick: That guy is super hot?
Cece: Yes.
Nick: Okay, if you say so.
Cece: I don't say so. The Lord says so. That boy is off the charts.
Nick: I wouldn't know.
Cece: Okay, don't be that guy.
Nick: I'm not being that guy. I don't see it.
Cece: Don't be the, "Eh, I wouldn't know" guy. It's a bad color on you.
Nick: No, I'm not saying it's a color. I'm not even making... like... I don't see that he's more handsome.
Winston: I have been getting all kinds of female attention lately. Did I suddenly get more attractive?
Nick: How should I know?! I don't see that kind of thing. I'm just trying to write.