Jess Quote #1031
Quote from Jess in Return to Sender
Jess: I am so sorry. I'm really... I'm-I'm embarrassed.
Diane: Please, for what?
Jess: No, I am.
Diane: For marking your territory? Look, I get it.
Jess: But I was acting childish and dumb and jealous, and-and I... I see why Sam likes you.
Diane: Well, I see why he likes you, too.
Jess: Will you forgive me? I have guy friends, and I don't know why I would just assume that you're wildly in love with him.
Diane: Oh, no, I am. [Jess laughs] No, really, I am. [Jess laughs] Seriously, I am. [Jess laughs] Jess, I'm-I'm in love with Sam.
Jess: [whispers] Oh, balls.
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Nick: But if it goes poorly, I'm not putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Schmidt: Am I Humpty Dumpty?
Nick: Yeah. I'm just not doing it again.
Schmidt: You won't have to.
Nick: Also, nowhere in that rhyme does it say he's an egg.
Schmidt: He's most definitely an egg, Nick.
Nick: So, what kind of king uses all those resources to put together one egg?
Schmidt: It's a parable. Humpty Dumpty is the king.
Nick: Who told you that?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Look, I know you don't trust my dad, but I'm happy that he's here. We're working through stuff.
Nick: Wait, Schmidt, I want you to have a relationship with your father. I really do, but I've been down this road so many times. He just shows up out of the boo, and then all of a sudden expects...
Schmidt: It's "blue". It's "blue."
Nick: Well, thanks, Eye-stein.
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Nick: Hey, Jess, heads up, I borrowed your towel.
Jess: Use your own towel if you're gonna shower.
Nick: No, I didn't shower, I just sponged off.
Jess: Ew. Ugh! That's even worse. You didn't even get clean before you used the towel.
Nick: It's called a French whore's bath.
Jess: You wouldn't make a dime as a French whore.
Cece: You would make zero dollars.
Nick: I'd make millions, millions. Bonjour. Croissant. Millions.