Jess Quote #1015
Quote from Jess in A Chill Day In
Aly: What are you doing? This isn't how you handcuff people.
Mall Cop: It's mall jail. I only have two handcuffs.
Aly: I'm an actual cop.
Mall Cop: [laughing] Yeah, right. I'm a cop!
Jess: For the love of mack daddy, why can't you be cool?
Mall Cop: Shut it! You're in my house now.
Aly: Calm down, sir, your house is clearly a lost and found.
Jess: And it's all just baby shoes... and babies don't even need shoes. Why not put that money towards something worthwhile like a cute hat or a raincoat? [laughing] A baby in a raincoat. It's like... just like a... a little baby meteorologist.
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.