Cece Quote #189
Quote from Cece in A Chill Day In
Lady Employee: Well, we're-we're out of stock, so...
Cece: But you-you have one right there. [Jess gasps]
Lady Employee: Oh... that's the floor model. Can't sell the floor model.
Jess: Yes, you... it's right there.
Cece: It's right there.
Lady Employee: We need it to sell other bread makers.
Cece: You just said you don't have other bread makers.
Lady Employee: I don't make the rules.
Cece: Who makes the rules?
Lady Employee: Derek.
Cece: [inhaling]
Jess: Definitely too high to talk to Derek.
Cece: No, I cannot deal with Derek right now.
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.