Cece Quote #188
Quote from Cece in A Chill Day In
Cece: This was shipped like this so we are gonna need a new one.
Lady Employee: You obviously broke this yourself.
Cece: Uh...
Jess: Uh... You obviously broke it yourself.
Cece: Yup.
Lady Employee: No.
Cece: You crushed it with your mind.
Lady Employee: Okay, you're calling me a witch?
Jess: No, no, no, a sorceress, A sorceress. You just have magical powers, you don't like...
Lady Employee: I don't know how I can help you today.
Cece: It's like that episode of... remember that episode?
Jess: Yeah.
Cece: Of that... yeah.
New Girl Quotes
‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.
Quote from Winston
Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!
Quote from Jess
Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.