Cece Quote #187

Quote from Cece in A Chill Day In

Cece: It's a bread maker? From... oh, from Schmidt's mom. "Cece, this bread maker couldn't be easier to use. It has one button. Even you can do it with a few tries. Ha, ha, Louise."
Jess: What does that mean?! Oh, no.
Cece: She...
Jess: Oh, no!
Cece: I mean, is she trying to say that I can't even push one button? She doesn't think that I can take care of her precious, little boy. She doesn't like that Schmidt does all the cooking...

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 ‘A Chill Day In’ Quotes

Quote from Cece

Cece: The very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don't work.

Quote from Winston

Winston: This is the happiest I've been in my entire life. I mean, look at my feet. Can't you see how happy I am?
Aly: Okay, you know I still technically have a boyfriend, right?
Winston: Oh, it's cool, I'm married.
Aly: What?
Winston: Oh, don't worry, it was a prank.
Aly: What?!

Quote from Jess

Jess: Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0. I got... the nail polish.
Cece: Mm.
Jess: I got comfy socks.
Cece: Okay.
Jess: I have Canadian Broadcast Television's 1985 masterpiece, Anne of Green Gables.
Cece: Good ol' A.G.G.
Jess: But, oh, wait... who invited this little green chimney? I-it's a bong.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: Oh, scoot, once every ten years, Jessica Day likes to partake in what the Native Americans call... cannabis.
Cece: That's Latin.
Jess: I like to call it Giggle Dirt.
Cece: You know, we really don't have to do this, because every time you smoke weed you almost die.