Winston Quote #619
Quote from Winston in Road Trip
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: Ah, Vegas. Truly a town in which to devour and be devoured.
Robby: Whoo-whoo. Whoo, whoo, Vegas. I'm gonna click in, eventually. I just... this morning I realized I still have some unresolved feelings towards Cece, and now I'm out here celebrating with her fiancé. So, you know... if I didn't wake up tomorrow, you know, that would be fine with me. But we're gonna have a good time in Las Vegas. Whoo.
Winston: Yeah, that's dark, man. [phone chimes] That's dark, bro. Ooh, I got a text from Jess. Hot bachelorette party goss. "With Aly, Tripp. On the squirts!" That's weird. Uh, why would she be with Aly and her boyfriend? Why does she need to tell me? Maybe they're having problems. She's, uh, with my partner, Aly, who, I'm in love with, but she has a boyfriend, you know. And I'm married to Rhonda, but it's a prank. It's a whole story, I'm prank...
Big Schmidt: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Too many lady problems, all right? This is a bachelor party.
Winston: You know what? You're right. You're right. I'm gonna put the phone away. My focus is here with you guys.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: Fabulous. Anybody want to split a pill?
New Girl Quotes
‘Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Big Schmidt: Oh, these people are real desert-y. I don't think this is the kind of place where you're gonna want to s...
Schmidt: [loud thud] Somebody watch that.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: I must say, this is not my favorite sort of white people in here.
Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.
Quote from Winston
Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...
Quote from Cece
Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.