Winston Quote #622
Quote from Winston in Road Trip
Winston: What are we doing? Stopping for coffee? Let me get a scone. Unless it's raspberry, in which case I'll take a chocolate chip cookie.
Big Schmidt: That's it. Give me the phone.
Winston: Whoa, no, no, no, no. Look, I just texted Jess to see if Aly and Tripp broke up, okay? And she's replying, man, the dots are up. All right? Look, I need to know if Aly is single.
Big Schmidt: Oh, all right, well, let me see real quick. Give me that thing.
Winston: Hey, hey, hey. Oh! [cell phone dings] Oh! That ding. That ding. That's for me. That's for me. You got to let me check.
Big Schmidt: Hell no. Uh-uh. This phone is on lockdown in pocket town. [whoops] Did you hear what I just said?
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‘Road Trip’ Quotes
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Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.
Quote from Winston
Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...
Quote from Cece
Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.