Nick Quote #1034
Nick: Look, it's 2016. She's not looking for a strong husband. That... no, tha-that's not what I was gonna... That's not where I was going with this.
Schmidt: I'm getting married, Nick. How am I going to defend Cece? She deserves the best husband in the world, and what if I don't have what it takes?
Nick: Of course you have what it takes to be a modern husband. Do you have what it takes to be a husband of the old world? God, no. They would use you as a pelt. Today, you fought, kinda. You're gonna make a great husband to Cece.
Schmidt: How do you know?
Nick: Because I know.
Schmidt: Because why?
Nick: Because.
Schmidt: Look what happened here today. Because why?
Nick: Beca... ever since I've known you, you've been there. Okay, you're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. That's what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me, even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out, you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So, guess what. You're gonna be a great husband to Cece because you're a great husband to me. So that's how I know. You're, you're like my husband. You're like my wife, but... Yeah, so that's how I know.
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Quote from Nick
Big Schmidt: Oh, these people are real desert-y. I don't think this is the kind of place where you're gonna want to s...
Schmidt: [loud thud] Somebody watch that.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: I must say, this is not my favorite sort of white people in here.
Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.
Quote from Winston
Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...
Quote from Cece
Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.