Winston Quote #626
Quote from Winston in Road Trip
Winston: Damn. Anybody else get hit with a geode? I got hit with a geode.
Robby: Some dude stuck his fingers in my mouth. What is that? Is that like a desert power thing?
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: When things started escalating, I just rolled up into a little ball like an armadillo.
Winston: Fellas, can I get real for a second? I was thinking about Aly the entire time. This is one of her barrettes. You know, women use barrettes to keep their hairs in different styles.
Robby: Yeah.
Winston: But Aly uses this to pin her hair up when she's on duty. And I kept it. [chuckles] That's how pathetic I am.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: That's not pathetic. It's lovely. It reminds me of all my old lost loves.
Robby: Yeah. Cece.
Big Schmidt: Or my ex. She was a pill, but when she used to go to second base on me, she was like Joe Morgan.
Winston: You know, a lot of people don't know this, but, uh, Aly's full name is Alison. I like to imagine that she was named after the song.
Robby: [sings] Alison [J. Cronkite Valley-Forge and Big Schmidt join in] I know this world Is killing you Alison Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba My aim is true.
New Girl Quotes
‘Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Big Schmidt: Oh, these people are real desert-y. I don't think this is the kind of place where you're gonna want to s...
Schmidt: [loud thud] Somebody watch that.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: I must say, this is not my favorite sort of white people in here.
Nick: Me neither. My favorite kind of white people are redheads with high socks. Male or female.
Quote from Winston
Big Schmidt: Hey, hey, hey, huh?
Winston: Welcome fellow groomsmen. Big Schmidt, your minivan is sweet as hell, dude.
Big Schmidt: Yeah. Well, you know, I got it for the kids, but, uh, it's not quite the chick magnet I was hoping for.
Winston: Yeah, of course not.
Big Schmidt: I mean, I-I am straight hounding for some Sin City strange, you know. I don't care if it's a man, woman, or child.
J. Cronkite Valley-Forge: You really should care if it's a child.
Winston: Yeah, them kids, man.
Robby: Yeah, no children.
Big Schmidt: No. God, God, of course not. You know, that's not what I'm saying. I was just listing...
Quote from Cece
Nick: [to Schmidt] What is going on with you?
Cece: Yeah, babe. Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.