Winston Quote #614
Schmidt: I don't want to humiliate your cat. I care about Furguson. I don't want... I don't want that poor thing to be humiliated.
Winston: Hey, hey, hey.
Schmidt: I can't imagine his self-esteem level already. It's got to be very low.
Winston: Through the frickin' roof, the self-esteem. Don't worry about Furguson, okay?
Schmidt: Okay, I can't do this anymore. Are we talking about Furguson, or are we talking about you?
Winston: We're talking about me, okay?
Schmidt: I knew it.
Winston: Furguson is me. Patches is Tripp, all right?
Schmidt: I knew... we've been dancing around that all day. Can we please go? I haven't eaten anything in six hours.
Winston: You know what? No. Patches may know a lot of tricks, but you know how Furguson's gonna get Aly?
Schmidt: I think you're getting lost, Winston, but keep going.
Winston: He's gonna keep trying, okay? He's never gonna give up. That's his trick. Now come on, man. Let's get back in there. Come on. Come on.
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Jess: No, it was historical. You think dragons are real?
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Nick: There's debate about dragons, Jess, and we're not doing this right now.
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Tripp: 'Sup. Let's talk puss. Ready to show me your hairy little guy?
Schmidt: What?
Winston: Ugh. Oh. Yes, uh... Introducing... The mouse murderin', the heart burglarin', the king of the kennel, Furguson Michael Jordan Bishop. [Furguson purring] He's lickin' his no-no.
Schmidt: America's sweetheart.