Nick Quote #993
Connie: How can I help you?
Schmidt: Connie, hello. Very nice to meet you. We are both local entrepreneurs, as you are. Uh, we co-own the bar up the street, and there is a business situation that we would like to bring to your attention...
Nick: Yeah, your stupid valet is taking all the spots in front of our bar, and it's time for it to come to an end. It's not sittin' well with us folks over at the Griffin.
Connie: What's a griffin?
Schmidt: What is... wait, what is the Griffin?
Nick: The Griffin is the name of the bar that we own together, you buffoon. You don't know the name of our bar?
Schmidt: Why don't we... We don't have a sign. We should have a sign.
Nick: Is this the time for this?
Connie: I feel like this is a conversation I don't need to be a part of. My valet is totally legal. But thanks for stopping by. Maybe, you know, maybe I'll stop by your bar. I'll just, like, knock on doors until... until I find you.
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Nick: Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? I hate fads, man.
Schmidt: Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: you need to give your Ds more emphasis. Fads.
Nick: What I said.
Schmidt: You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
Nick: By hating fads?
Schmidt: That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. Or "hip" bars.
Nick: We need to stop competing with trendy, hip fad bars?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Give us a chance to, first, apologize and, second, give you a little bit of context here. You see, [chuckles] we thought that you attacked our bar.
Connie: Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you for one of your numerous health code violations.
Schmidt: Some improvements definitely need to be made. We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week.
Nick: We're not sure it was a fox. Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog...
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Unbelievable. I had to park two blocks away, like an animal. The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots.
Schmidt: I've been saying for months that we need valet. Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? "Keep it running."