Schmidt Quote #1055
Quote from Schmidt in 300 Feet
Cece: Connie, with her fancy cocktails. I can make a fancy cocktail.
Schmidt: Sure you can.
Nick: Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? What the hell is all this stuff?
Schmidt: We need to make some... some real improvements around here, if we're gonna compete with Presh.
Nick: Improvements?!
Schmidt: Just minor tweaks, okay? Like a jukebox that doesn't catch fire sometimes. Separate olive and cherry trays. A toilet that flushes down and not up.
Nick: Okay, that's an attraction and a lot of our customers actually like that. Why are you so eager to change our bar? We should be ruining their bar. We should cut their power. We should paint a door where there isn't a door.
Schmidt: We're not talented enough to paint a realistic door, Nick.
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Nick: Can we please stop competing with these fad bars? I hate fads, man.
Schmidt: Nick, just a small little piece of important, friendly advice: you need to give your Ds more emphasis. Fads.
Nick: What I said.
Schmidt: You're gonna get yourself in trouble.
Nick: By hating fads?
Schmidt: That's... maybe just change it to "trendy" bars. Or "hip" bars.
Nick: We need to stop competing with trendy, hip fad bars?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Give us a chance to, first, apologize and, second, give you a little bit of context here. You see, [chuckles] we thought that you attacked our bar.
Connie: Why would I attack a bar that has no one in it? And if I did want to attack you, I would just report you for one of your numerous health code violations.
Schmidt: Some improvements definitely need to be made. We... we found a dead fox in the keg room the other week.
Nick: We're not sure it was a fox. Uh, it was an animal that had died in our keg room that was bigger than a cat but smaller than a big dog...
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Unbelievable. I had to park two blocks away, like an animal. The new bar, Presh, is doing valet and they took all of our spots.
Schmidt: I've been saying for months that we need valet. Is there anything sexier than tossing your keys in the general direction of someone you care nothing about? "Keep it running."