Schmidt Quote #1013
Quote from Schmidt in Heat Wave
Schmidt: You know that thing you said before about you not being talented enough? You didn't mean that, right?
Cece: Yeah, I did. Newscasters are amazing.
Schmidt: But so are you.
Cece: Come on, Schmidt, okay? I'm a bartender and a model.
Schmidt: [Southern accent] Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle.
Winston: Yes, do it, baby.
Cece: "Vehicle"? What vehicle?
Schmidt: The metaphorical vehicle that is holding you back.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Don't explain yourself. Just go with it.
Schmidt: You are a brilliant, amazing woman, who is capable of anything.
Winston: Okay, maybe drop the Southern accent.
Schmidt: [New York accent] What, you got mozzarell in your ears? You're, uh, get out of your own way, lady, huh?
Winston: Uh, tr-try, Law & Order... uh, Hargitay.
Schmidt: I've got a past and it affects my job. And my relationships... I can't really do a Mariska.
New Girl Quotes
‘Heat Wave’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Real après-ski vibe. I feel like I'm in Gstaad. Gstaad's all about après-ski.
Winston: Well, it's nice in the summer, too.
Schmidt: Oh, have you been?
Winston: Have you?
Schmidt: Have you?
Winston: Have you been, is the real question.
Schmidt: Have-have you been to Gstaad?
Reagan: Wh... I... What does it matter? Just tell the truth. Have you been there? Have you been there?
Winston: I'm sorry, have you?
Reagan: No, I haven't been there.
Winston: Well...
Reagan: Should I be ashamed of that, or can we all just tell the truth about whether we've been to... "Shtaad."
Schmidt: Please. It's "Gstaad."
Reagan: Shaad.
Winston: Shtaad.
Cece: No one in this room has been to Gstaad.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: This heat is untenable. It's like a Jewfro apocalypse in here. I look like a '70s divorce attorney.
Quote from Reagan
Reagan: Please just come into my room? It's right there.
Nick: It's not even hot in reality.
Reagan: You're obviously suffering from heat exhaustion.
Nick: It's like a crisp Vermont November. Apple cider, football weather. Don't jump in a pile of leaves. There might be a dead dog in there.
Reagan: You're slurring your speech. Soon you're gonna get dizzy, you're gonna get cramps.
Nick: Why do you care so much, Reagan?
Reagan: Because you look like a dying man on a hospital show.