Cece Quote #160
Quote from Cece in Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt
Cece: Oh, no! Oh, no. What did we do? What is this?
Winston: Oh, my God! How drunk were we?
Cece: No.
Winston: No. Okay. You know what, no, no, no, no. This is, you know what, this is, this is good. Everything's all right. I mean, look, you got mirrors. You know, no one's ever done that before. I like it, you know. I like the... Again, I can't talk enough about the mirrors.
Cece: Why is there a spot for batteries?
Winston: So the glass can light up. We were really excited about that feature. Yeah. You look like a prostitute for wizards.
Cece: I look like a bullfighter in space. I cannot get married in this dress.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bob & Carol & Nick & Schmidt’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
[flashback:]
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
[present:]
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Cece: Oh.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.
Quote from Cece
Cece: Look, I-I know that you have a "no return" policy, but you have to take this dress back, okay? I look like a rich person in The Hunger Games.