Schmidt Quote #986
Schmidt: What do you mean, you're gonna have your own kid?
Nick: When I have my own kid. Don't make a big deal of it. I just... I don't... I don't hate your plan. I kind of like it.
Things have been going pretty good for me lately, and I-I would like to meet my own Maria. With-a the meatballs.
Schmidt: With-a the red sauce.
Nick: [laughs] With-a the red sauce. I want to see that plan you got for me.
Schmidt: Well, come on, man. It's a rough draft, but you should check it out.
Nick: What do we got here, chief? "Nick has a boy. He calls him Gio." We die on the same day in 2098?
Schmidt: You murder me and then kill yourself.
Nick: There's not a chance I make it to 2098. Not a chance. I don't want to see the 2050s.
Schmidt: Oddly enough, you won't. See? I freeze you from 2050 to 2064.
Nick: That's why you're the genius. That's why you're the genius.
Quote from Winston
Cynthia: I was gonna stop you from buying it, but I didn't, so we're done here.
Winston: Wrong. See, you may be done with her, but you're not done with the law. Winston Bishop, LAPD.
Cynthia: You're a cop? The guy who was spinning around singing Patti LaBelle songs yesterday?
Winston: [high-pitched singing] I tidied up my point of view I got a new attitude.
Winston: And you must be the one who was serving champagne without a liquor license.
Cynthia: We don't charge for it. It's legal.
Winston: Uh, not if it's being served to a-a minor.
Winston: Yeah. Oh, that's right. I'm 17 years old. I'm a kid.
Cynthia: You're a 17-year-old police officer?
Winston: I'm a cop prodigy. You see, my school is the streets. But my other school is school. 'Cause-'cause I go to school. Like a school-school, for learning.
Cynthia: You are so stupid.
Winston: No return policy is more important than the love that brings us here today, so... This means a lot to her, so please help her out.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [bad Boston accent] Welcome to Los Angeles. Maybe we take a... a-a-a, you know, a "cah" down to the "hahbah" and check out The "Mahtian" on the big... on the big screen with Matt Damon in "Mahs." Whose "cah" we taking?
Nick: [whispers] Stop, Schmidt.