Winston Quote #518
Quote from Winston in Jury Duty
Nick: Is it me, or is Cece really...
Both: Messy.
Winston: Yes. [scoffs] Dude. I love it when we say things at...
Nick: Same time.
Winston: The same time.
Nick: Just... just... we're right there s...
Winston: R-Right there s... Wait.
Nick: When we say things at the... same... time.
Winston: Same... time.
Nick: Okay, now you're getting in your head again. Just relax. Remember the thing about Cece being really...
Both: Messy.
Nick: And we say things at the same...
Winston: The same...
Nick: See, you're getting in your head because you're going quieter. Just go with your gut. [Winston groans] Isn't Cece really... messy?
Winston: This is fun. Messy.
Nick: 'Cause we say things at the same... time.
Winston: Time.
Nick: I'm done with you.
Winston: I had it.
New Girl Quotes
‘Jury Duty’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Jess: [on the phone] Guys, I need to go in right now. What do I do?
Nick: Whatever the trial's about, I say I don't believe in it.
Cece: Just tell them that your parents are Pakistani militants. That's what I do; works every time. Yeah.
Nick: Why'd you have an accent when you said "Pakistani"?
Cece: Because that's actually how you pronounce it.
Nick: "Pakazani"?
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: So why don't we just sit down and... and talk this out like adults?
Nick: I would love to, Schmidty, but where will we sit?
Cece: Okay.
Nick: Oh, perhaps we'll sit on this pile of uneaten carrots. It's like I'm living with Secretariat, the horse! [laughs]
Schmidt: He's hilarious.
Nick: On the plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight!
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: First clause: "If a roommate has five or more grooming products in the bathroom, they must use a shower caddy or pay an additional ten dollars in rent, adjusted every two years for inflation." I currently pay an additional $11.97 in rent.
Cece: Okay, yeah, well, I'm not using a shower caddy, because I'm an adult woman and I don't live in a dorm.
Nick: Have you been to a dorm recently? It's like a spa. Those horny texters live like kings.
Winston: Nick is really damaging this negotiation.