Aly Quote #7
Quote from Aly in What About Fred
Winston: Thank you for doing this, by the way. This is great.
Aly: Slow night. Just been driving around, mouthing along to hip-hop songs.
Fred: Miss Officer, can we go? I'm very hungry, and my possible girlfriend and parents are waiting for us to order, and it feels like you've done over a million tests.
Winston: That's what I been saying! Where is the justice?
Aly: You can go when I tell you to go. Now, for your next test... I want you to pretend you're about to break-dance, but do not actually break-dance.
Winston: Break-dance-- that's it. [Fred grumbling]
Aly: I didn't mean... Buddy, I'm talk... Why would he take that upon him...
Winston: Don't ask.
Aly: I mean, whatever. Man, he's dumb! Give us more hands. Do it more animated. But less alive.
Winston: That's pretty good.
Aly: Keep all of that, but pretend you're underwater. Deeper. Deeper.
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‘What About Fred’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
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Quote from Winston
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Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.