Schmidt Quote #963
Quote from Schmidt in What About Fred
Nick: Can I have a word with you? Hey, Schmidt, everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
Schmidt: You need to rule with an iron fist. No mercy.
Nick: You're not suggesting Cobra Kai rules? [Schmidt nods] I'm not doing it! They're my friends!
Schmidt: Your friends are gonna lose their jobs if this bar goes under.
Nick: Ooh! I never thought I would say this, but... give me the tie.
Schmidt: Now we're talking.
Nick: No mercy.
Schmidt: Corporate leader is born. Don't-don't put it around your head.
New Girl Quotes
‘What About Fred’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: So Fred's not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was, he said, "Towels." I got to break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I love Flip! I mean, Flip taught me how to be vulnerable with KC, you know? Yeah. Nancy ear-candled me. I can hear for miles.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.