Jess Quote #921
Quote from Jess in What About Fred
Jess: When Nancy was in Zimbabwe building clean water systems, Flip dropped everything to go over there and be with her, and they put Fred in tribal school.
Winston: You seem like you're on cocaine.
Jess: [chuckles] Yeah, right. Flip and Nancy and I hate drugs.
Winston: Okay, yeah, great. What do you like about Fred?
Jess: Well, I didn't really get any time with him, 'cause Flip and Nancy wanted to watch the sunset.
New Girl Quotes
‘What About Fred’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: So Fred's not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was, he said, "Towels." I got to break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
Quote from Winston
Winston: I love Flip! I mean, Flip taught me how to be vulnerable with KC, you know? Yeah. Nancy ear-candled me. I can hear for miles.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: It was that bad, huh?
Schmidt: No, Birdman was bad. This... this was a disaster. I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly ten years of experience in the corporate world.
Nick: What's "over nearly ten"?
Schmidt: "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. I have... I have over nine years.
Nick: That's different, yeah.
Schmidt: Got you a tie. Corporate 101. Dress better than your employees. Reminds them that they're inferior.
Nick: I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, like it were a tail. A tail tie.