Nick Quote #871
Quote from Nick in Big Mama P
Cece: No, no, no. Look, Schmidt. Mom. I'm sorry. I can explain everything.
Nick: Presenting... Cece's mom! [Schmidt groans]
Cece: Except for that.
Priyanka: I'm her mom.
Nick: You're her mom?
Cece: That's my mom.
Nick: [to the Indian woman] Then who are you?!
Schmidt: Not her mom.
Nick: That's her mom!
Schmidt: A dumb little boy you are!
Nick: [answers phone] Yeah. Hello.
Jess: So, does Cece's mom love Schmidt, or what?
Nick: Which Cece's mom? The real one or the one I may have kidnapped?
New Girl Quotes
‘Big Mama P’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.