Schmidt Quote #957
Quote from Schmidt in Big Mama P
Schmidt: Ms. Parikh. [awkwardly hugs her]
Priyanka: Who are you?
Schmidt: Oh. My goodness. Of course. I must be completely unrecognizable to you from the countless photos you must have seen. In honor of your visit, I stood the humble recipient of a professional shampoo.
Priyanka: So you're the man who's marrying my daughter?
Schmidt: Sure am.
Priyanka: No wonder she didn't tell me that she was engaged.
Schmidt: Oh. Oh, no, then.
Priyanka: I'm assuming she was afraid I would disapprove.
Schmidt: But now that you've met me...
Priyanka: I disapprove. Strong disapprove.
Schmidt: Let's take a moment to applaud your daughter's instincts.
New Girl Quotes
‘Big Mama P’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.