Jess Quote #917
Quote from Jess in Big Mama P
Schmidt: I've revised my vision.
Cece: Honey, without my mom's help, I don't think we can afford to parachute the rabbi in.
Schmidt: Well, that's why I've pared it down to only the things that matter.
Jess: That's great. We can throw a wedding on a budget. This is our year. We can do anything. Now, who's gonna take me to the john?
Cece: Not it!
Jess: Really? You're the only girl here.
Cece: I can't. It hurts my back.
Nick: Who keeps giving her juice?
Schmidt: You're in a senility scooter; use a diaper!
New Girl Quotes
‘Big Mama P’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece has zero idea that you're flying her mother in for the engagement party tonight. She is... she is alarmingly in the dark. Maybe it's a cultural thing. You know, we saw the British coming. India did not.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Oh, she's gonna get hers.
Jess: No, no, Winston, no. What did you do? No pranks.
Schmidt: Such bad timing.
Winston: Hey, Mrs. Parikh. Check your shoe. [Winston snickers] Tickle foot! [laughs] I put a feather in your shoe! [laughing]
Jess: Too small, dude. Way too small.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: These rings are the first of a dozen accessories that are gonna unify the bridal party. As you can see from my preliminary vision board, our wedding will borrow equally from the holy trinity of Liz Taylor, Jackie O and The Power Gays.
Cece: Oh, I'm scared.
Winston: You should be.