Jess Quote #891
Jess: Martha Yowtz?
Fawn Moscato: Yeah.
Jess: The lioness of Los Angeles education?
Fawn Moscato: Yes.
Jess: The straw that stirs the school board's drink?
Fawn Moscato: That's right.
Jess: That is a woman I'd like to get to know. Is there any way I could come with you to this event?
Fawn Moscato: Ah, you know, it's really a networking thing.
Jess: Well, that's perfect, 'cause I'd love to network her.
Schmidt: With her. It's "with..." You network with her.
Fawn Moscato: Yeah, it's "network with her," and you don't really strike me as the "networking" type. You're more of a "follow a butterfly around for a day" kind of gal.
Jess: Oh, sister, I'm a middle-school vice principal. You think I got this job without knowing how to network?
Fawn Moscato: Most likely. Yes.
Jess: I got an office with a door, bub. Pencil me in. I'll yak with Yowtz.
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