Jess Quote #878
Quote from Jess in The Right Thing
Jess: Ugh! Can you believe this guy? Pete is over an hour late for our brunch date.
Schmidt: Pete? Who's Pete?
Coach: Oh, it's this dude who goes to my gym. Thought Jess could use a man with a little muscle for a change, so I set 'em up.
Jess: Not gonna marry him, but I'm having fun. [chuckles] Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Hang on a second, Orange. I'm gonna send a sext to Pete, which I did. My first one ever. Want to see? It's super hot.
Cece: I don't want to, uh... Okay, that's just a picture of you in a bra over a T-shirt holding a sign that says "Property of Pete." Not a sext.
Jess: I'm wearing a bra!
Cece: No, that's like a glorified selfie.
Jess: You can see the bra.
Cece: Nope.
Jess: [scoffs] I bet he saw this, and he was like, [in low voice:] "Oh, delicious."
New Girl Quotes
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Quote from Nick
Nick: So, you freaked out a little back there, didn't you? Not to use some popsicle psychology...
Schmidt: "Popsicle psychology"?
Nick: Yeah, it's pop psychology for short. 'Cause, you know, you eat the popsicle and you love it so much and then you're stuck holding the-the stick? You get it. you get it.
Quote from Aly
Aly: [hip-hop music playing] Hey, you want your bar mitzvah money? Tell me her name.
Schmidt: I don't remember.
Aly: I don't believe you!
Winston: Just relax. Relax. Here, Schmidt. Sip that. Want to hear the music again?
[hip-hop music playing] All right, there we go. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're 13 years old, everybody's feeling it...
[sings] Motown Philly's back again...
Aly: Enough. What was her name?!
Schmidt: Sharon Rosenberg!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where are we gonna get 20 grand from?
Nick: Well, we got the ten grand we made on the Swuit. Maybe do we have any rich friends we can borrow money from?
Schmidt: Well, let's think about it. There's the middle school vice principal, there's the cop, the gym teacher. Let's not forget about the community college student. Whew, lot of options.