Nick Quote #846
Quote from Nick in Walk of Shame
Nick: May didn't start liking you because you play some dumb instrument. She started liking you because you're cocky. And you're funny. What, you're afraid of her because she plays the standing-up guitar?
Schmidt: He's right, Coach, I don't know why we're trying so hard to make you fit in here. You're Coach,
sex in a sweat suit.
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: If I've taught you one thing, it's lead out with confidence. Follow up with comedy. And number trey, your home run, your triple-- have great looks. I got 'em, and I passed them on to you. So get out there, you beautiful peacock. Shake your tail feathers.
Coach: I mean, I'd rather not get these compliments with my pants down, but appreciate it.
New Girl Quotes
‘Walk of Shame’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You ladies need to be very careful. Blow-out can give a woman too much confidence. Make them take on things that they can't handle. Hillary Clinton.
Quote from Jess
Jess: What are we gonna do?
Cece: My phone's dead.
Jess: My phone is dead, too.
Cece: I have no cash.
Jess: Now, what are we gonna do? Are we gonna walk?
Cece: My feet are wrecked, okay? And carrying shoes? That's legit walk of shame.
Jess: Please stop saying "walk of shame." Also "legit." Not crazy about that word, either. If that South African runner who killed his girlfriend can run with no legs, we can walk in heels.
Quote from Cece
Cece: All right. Confession. I did not sleep with Ken, either. Yeah, we started hooking up and then I called him... Schmidt.
Jess: That's okay. It happens.
Cece: Twice.
Jess: Whatever.
Cece: Four times.
Jess: Okay, that's bad.
Cece: I know, I felt so bad afterwards, I straightened up his room. I am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend. And I've been stealing my neighbor's Wi-Fi. I mean, what have I become?