Winston Quote #471
Quote from Winston in Spiderhunt
Winston: [on the phone] Jess is starting to find your behavior... "suspicious." That's a police word.
Cece: It's not a police word, Winston. It's a very common word. And you know why I'm keeping my distance. I like Schmidt.
Winston: For the second time!
Cece: I know how many times.
Winston: Ah. Ah. If you could see my face right now, I'm smiling, and I'm saying, "Ah."
Cece: And if Jess finds out, she's gonna want to get involved, and I don't want her involved because there's nothing that she can do.
Winston: Look, if you act suspicious, then she's gonna be suspicious, all right? Look, don't slink your head in the dumps. You got to raise your hand with the sunshine wh-where people walk, you know? Because that's what
the whole point of the... when the... [stammers] if you can lead 'em to water, but you can't make a sound, right? Look, just call her.
Cece: Fine, okay, I'll call her. But... and listen to me, she cannot find out. Under no circumstance.
Winston: Okay, baby. Look, your secret is safe with me. That being said, I am not a smooth man.
Cece: Yeah, I get that.
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